Once upon a time, Cinderella was allergic to dust, Red Riding Hood experimented a little too much, and Snow White discovered that dwarfs aren’t always what they seem.
Unexpected twists, awkward romances, and magical mishaps unfold in these short stories, where familiar fairy tales take a sharp left turn.
A little absurd, a little charming, and full of surprises for readers who like their classics reimagined.
★★★★★
“Funny and original, told with a distinctive humour voice” – Author Assaph Mehr
What readers say about Funny Fairy Tales series:
“Fantastic”…This is a must-read set of books that will have you howling with laughter” – Mima on Amazon
” I simply love this. Wonderful for reading on the train” – Laura Gomes on Amazon
“My teenage daughter read this book after me and loved it. It’s a laugh out loud cute retelling and a great read.” – Jess Boschock on Amazon
“These deserve to be shared” – Langleyd on Amazon
“The way she wrings these fairy tales is so unexpectedly off-the-wall that it is just so wrong and so riotously funny” – Adena on Booksprout
“I didn’t know what to expect by this book as it was recommended by a friend. I was very surprised how much I enjoyed it and how much fun it was reading it. A great modern take on a classic tale. Has made me download all Reut Barak’s other books.” – early sample of 6 stories reviewer on Amazon
The stories:
Thumbelina ✦ Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ✦ Rapunzel ✦ Red Riding Hood ✦ Aladdin ✦ Frog Prince ✦ Cinderella ✦ Hansel & Gretel ✦ Alice in Wonderland ✦ Beauty and the Beast ✦ Sleeping Beauty ✦ Rumpelstiltskin ✦ Goldilocks ✦ Jack and the Beanstalk ✦ The Princess and the Pea ✦ The Little Mermaid
Warning!
What will happen to you if you don’t buy this book:
You will get eaten by a witch who lives in a chocolate house and somehow doesn’t gain weight, get chosen to marry a prince but never stop cleaning, get punched in the face by a wolf and be drawn into illegal activities, and hear the thoughts of people who are looking for a good fight. All of this will happen anyway. But without the book…you’ll miss on all the good fun stuff and the punchlines! Also, you’ll probably get abducted by aliens…just a warning.
Not sure yet?
Read the first Fairy Tale for free or hear it narrated here!
tip: I have a special version of 6 of the stories
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But these cost more so…
Buy the full collection of 16 stories, and Ruin Your Childhood (In the Best Way):