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“Funny and original, told with a distinctive humour voice” – Author Assaph Mehr
Funny Twists on your favorite Fairy Tales that will make you laugh out loud! Age 16+
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a woman who was allergic to dust. Her name was Cinderella.
In the same land, there was a frustrated sarcastic mirror. His keeper never stopped asking, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” And he wanted to burn her alive.
“Why are your eyes so big?” asked a famous girl in a red cloak, who ate magic mushrooms for the first time.
Unexpected twists in this world of Grimm and Disney Fairy Tales, where some things happened that should never have happened:
ultra smart and attractive dwarfs
a woman chosen for an arranged marriage with the wrong prince
hair long enough to tempt the kingdom’s greatest bully
a man turned into a beast in desperate need of love
mysterious wolves and dangerous fantasies
a handsome sarcastic dwarf competing for the heart of the girl who hates him
women standing up to evil fairies, or winning a beauty pageant after a big junk-food binge
confused genies stuck in rusty lamps
lies about ‘magical’ beans that only a man with no IQ could believe
love at first sight
mind-reading gone wrong
plotting grandmas
terrible lack of hygiene
BIG life-changing makeovers
and…LOTS of chocolate.
Get The Complete Collection – All 16 short stories! or scroll down for:
Book 1 Thumbelina * Snow White * Rumpelstiltskin
Book 2 Frog Prince * Hansel & Gretel * Beauty and the Beast
Book 3 Rapunzel * Red Riding Hood * Aladdin
Book 4 Cinderella * Sleeping Beauty * Goldilocks
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“The way she wrings these fairy tales is so unexpectedly off-the-wall that it is just so wrong and so riotously funny” – Adena on Booksprout
“I didn’t know what to expect by this book as it was recommended by a friend. I was very surprised how much I enjoyed it and how much fun it was reading it. A great modern take on a classic tale. Has made me download all Reut Barak’s other books.” – early sample of 6 stories reviewer on Amazon
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6 Stories in Swipe-Surprise me format
Read the story of Rapunzel as never told before!
With the crazy hair salon, the evil prince John who is definitely a don John, and the loveliest long hair in Fairy Tale history. It’s a match made in hell.
Read the story of Snow White as never told before!
With the vicious queen Anagrola, the confused and sarcastic mirror Shraga, and the most gifted seven men you’ve ever met.
With the mysterious blue fairy godmother, the cunning step-sisters, and a woman, who for the life of her, just can’t stop cleaning!
Read the story of Red Riding Hood as never told before!
With the hood that leads to fame and fortune, the mysterious wild wolf, and a grandmother so evil, she could rewrite the history of sin. Red’s not little anymore!
Read the story of Hansel and Gretel as never told before!
With their little brother Charlie who gets everyone in trouble, because he can’t stay away from Chocolate. Meet the most surprising wicked witch in the world and the most brave brother and sister in history.
They are in way over their heads!
Read the story of Sleeping Beauty as never told before!
With the cynical dark enchantress Carabosse, the valiant detective-prince Charles and a beautiful girl cursed forever to have no basic sense of hygiene! Will they break the curse?